Lake Enthusiast Gifts

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.

Determined fisherman

'Hank, I think we've been spending too much time bass fishing.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Bring your own inflatable.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Surf Casting

"Mind the whale, dear."

Fishing with God

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish talking about fisherman

'Come out with your fins up!'

'Houston, we have a problem.'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

Loud mouth bass.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"Touché"

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"