Lake Enthusiast Gifts

Anything new this summer? Same birds. Same lake. Same cute boy I saw last year. Same tell-tale smile that something is up!

The lake is peaceful today. Hardly! Danger lurks! You never know when nature will strike. That's negative, Nana. Hi! Is Twig here? See what I mean? I'll go get her!

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.

Determined fisherman

'Hank, I think we've been spending too much time bass fishing.'

"Maybe now that we're in a boat in the middle of a lake, you won't have a choice but to listen to me."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Bring your own inflatable.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Surf Casting

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Do you mind?"

Fishing with God

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'Slip Ahoy!'

'Come out with your fins up!'

Fish talking about fisherman

'Houston, we have a problem.'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

"Touché"

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

Loud mouth bass.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.