Freshwater Enthusiast Gifts

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Bring your own inflatable.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Fish snorkling above water.

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

Lifesaver!

Whale Shark Thoughts...

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Wine taster with mineral water

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

A family playing in the sea

Making fun of Starfish.

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

"I thought it was deeper here."

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

Freddie's water

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

Children playing around a water pump

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

"He never takes me anywhere."

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."