Water World Enthusiast Gifts

'The food's lousy! The water's too cold! The pond needs cleaning! You should feed us more often!'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Bring your own inflatable.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Fish snorkling above water.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Lifesaver!

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Wine taster with mineral water

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

A Couple in A Speedboat.

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'...and this is the water garden...'

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

Water Slide

A family playing in the sea

Making fun of Starfish.

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

clown fish

Freddie's water

Children playing around a water pump

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

"He never takes me anywhere."

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.