Water World Enthusiast Gifts

'The food's lousy! The water's too cold! The pond needs cleaning! You should feed us more often!'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Bring your own inflatable.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Fish snorkling above water.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Lifesaver!

Whale Shark Thoughts...

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

A Couple in A Speedboat.

Wine taster with mineral water

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'...and this is the water garden...'

Water Slide

A family playing in the sea

Making fun of Starfish.

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

Children playing around a water pump

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

"He never takes me anywhere."

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

Freddie's water

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.