Water World Adventurer Gifts

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bring your own inflatable.

Lazy Octopus

Fish hunting for men.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'Come out with your fins up!'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

'How's the water skiing?'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Golf Clubs Underwater.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'Distracting the fish.'

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

Two sharks, one says to the other' There's a child in me just trying to get out...'

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'