Playful Water Adventurer Gifts

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bring your own inflatable.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Lazy Octopus

Fish hunting for men.

"Where the wild things were."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Come out with your fins up!'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Golf Clubs Underwater.

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'Distracting the fish.'

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

Two sharks, one says to the other' There's a child in me just trying to get out...'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.