Water-loving Wanderer Gifts

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

Bitchbark Canoe

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Bring your own inflatable.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

Leak in the fish tank.

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

Lifesaver!

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

Fishing.

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

'Don't ask me. I may be your guide but I don't know the first thing about fishing.'

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

A family playing in the sea

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

Crafty Fish.

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

Children playing around a water pump