Water Lover Gifts

'This pool's no fun - all they let you do is swim.'

"We found a way to keep cool AND practice social distancing. Nothing can go wrong now."

'I'll be glad when you get your roof fixed.'

Water: No nutritional value, essential for life!

"Tag...you're it!"

'Keep the plumber talking for ten minutes,luv!'

Skinny dipping.

'I know he's your friend... but I just wish he'd get out of the habit of drinking the pool water!'

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.

Jack and Jill

'There's always one.'

'No - I'm not on the tube, I'm in a tube.'

'Next time, we set up camp during high tide.'

Leak in the fish tank.

"I take it you're lost."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Periscopes reads over a sunbather's shoulder.

Endurance

Social distancing

Pool lovers

On Holiday

'My basement is flooded, so I figure, why stay home and stand in water when I can go fly fishing instead?'

"Operator, get me the Emergency Water Company."

It's wonderful, come in!

"Yeah, its warm..."

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

I love swimming.

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

'Why, I feel light as a feather,' thought Shirley. 'I don't think I'll go on a diet after all!'

'How was your first day as a shower massage therapist?'

Sitting Ducks

'Okay, Jimmy, you've been in there way too long now...'