Water Show Lover Gifts

'Synchronised swimming.'

Pipe Dream.

Bring your own inflatable.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Leak in the fish tank.

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Lifesaver!

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Wine taster with mineral water

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

A family playing in the sea

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

Freddie's water

Children playing around a water pump

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.

'When an outboard goes overboard'

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

'Dang! The water's expired.' (Spring Water).

Spring Water

'And what seems to be wrong with the sprayer, sir?'

Pool lovers