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'Synchronised swimming.'

Pipe Dream.

Bring your own inflatable.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Leak in the fish tank.

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Lifesaver!

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Wine taster with mineral water

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

A family playing in the sea

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Children playing around a water pump

Freddie's water

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.

'When an outboard goes overboard'

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

Spring Water

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

'And what seems to be wrong with the sprayer, sir?'