Whimsical Water Lover Gifts

Toes stick out of overflowing bath.

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Leak in the fish tank.

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Vitruvian Manatee

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'

"Have you tried jet skiing? - I've never seen an unhappy jet skier."

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

Pool lovers

Jack and Jill

'Next time, we set up camp during high tide.'

'I'll be glad when you get your roof fixed.'

Hopkins!?!

Swimming with dad

'No - I'm not on the tube, I'm in a tube.'

"Yeah, its warm..."

On Holiday

'I didn't know you had a heated pool!'

Tree Tunnel

'All fixed Ma'am: You owe me two hay-bales, four sugar cubes and three apples...'

Carrot reading.

Man fishing while holding an umbrella to protect himself from lemmings jumping off the cliff above him

Periscopes reads over a sunbather's shoulder.

Endurance

'My basement is flooded, so I figure, why stay home and stand in water when I can go fly fishing instead?'

"Operator, get me the Emergency Water Company."

Pool Sample

'Uh-oh.'

'Get lost, two's company, three's a shoal.'