Water-themed Song Lover Gifts

'Ladies and gentlemen, after doing a song about rain, a song about a fountain and a song about the sea...I need to take a bathroom break.'

Leak in the fish tank.

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

"You can find me on Inkedin."

'Well, one of us in wrong.'

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.

Man with piano in bath - "It's not the singing I'm complaining about."

Marine Band

Pianist playing Handel's Water Music, notices piano has a leak.

Old MacDonald had a startup.

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

Jack and Jill

Pool lovers

'Next time, we set up camp during high tide.'

Why is it that it's always your mittens you lose?

Dolphin Music

"Have you tried jet skiing? - I've never seen an unhappy jet skier."

'I'll be glad when you get your roof fixed.'

Karaoke. All of me ... Why not take all of me ...

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

Swimming with dad

'I didn't know you had a heated pool!'

Whale Music

On Holiday

"Yeah, its warm..."

"Hmm Hmm. Hmm Hmm."

'No - I'm not on the tube, I'm in a tube.'