Water-themed Song Lover Gifts

Leak in the fish tank.

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

"You can find me on Inkedin."

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

'Well, one of us in wrong.'

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.

Pianist playing Handel's Water Music, notices piano has a leak.

Marine Band

Old MacDonald had a startup.

Dolphin Music

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

Jack and Jill

Why is it that it's always your mittens you lose?

Pool lovers

"Have you tried jet skiing? - I've never seen an unhappy jet skier."

'Next time, we set up camp during high tide.'

'I'll be glad when you get your roof fixed.'

'I didn't know you had a heated pool!'

On Holiday

'No - I'm not on the tube, I'm in a tube.'

"Yeah, its warm..."

Swimming with dad

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

"Hmm Hmm. Hmm Hmm."

Whale Music

'My basement is flooded, so I figure, why stay home and stand in water when I can go fly fishing instead?'