Sea Melody Lover Gifts

Whale Music

Underwater Music

Bite out of fishing pier.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Pirate

Fishing boat.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Did you say psst?.'

StonesHendge.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

The Imperfect Storm

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

Music Therapy

'One hundred and forty? You don't look a day over one hundred and thirty nine!'

"Holy Mackerel!"

Tell me about the voices in your head, Al. On the one hand, they tell me to do horrible things. On the other hand, they sing the sweetest harmonies since the Mills Brothers.

"First period music always leaves me with a tune stuck in my head for the rest of the day."

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

Eel-mail

My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.

'Elton John'