Maritime Melody Lover Gifts

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

Boat wedding.

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

StonesHendge.

Music Therapy

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

'Elton John'

"First period music always leaves me with a tune stuck in my head for the rest of the day."

Tell me about the voices in your head, Al. On the one hand, they tell me to do horrible things. On the other hand, they sing the sweetest harmonies since the Mills Brothers.

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

Sleeping musician

Heavenly voices.

Marine Band

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

No Shoes, No Service.

"You lost your wife amid the other manatees? What do you mean, 'other manatees'?"

Sharks of the World,number 3: The Grey Nurse - A Grey Nurse Shark wearing a Nurse's uniform.

"No, actually I am a large mouth tenor."

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

Killer Whales as Juvenile Delinquent Pickpockets.

"Let's shake them up and do our version of 'Blowin' in the Wind'."

"I'd like to see you cut back to eating only two, three ships a day."

'I thought you'd be better at multitasking.'

"There's nothing wrong with the ship. We just got a better offer."

Musician plays long saxophone immersed in the sea to attract music loving fish.

Everybody Tunes in at The Tune Inn

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

"Your husband had a song in his heart, music in his veins and a tune stuck in his head. I'm sorry, we did all we could do."

Surfer's commute

"What?! Your mum wasn't there when you came out of your shell! Oh darling, you can't go through life without a mummy: I'll adopt you..."

A ship's captain stranded on an iceberg with a hungry polar bear.

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

Flying Fish Learning To Fly.