Maritime Melody Lover Pillows

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

Boat wedding.

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

StonesHendge.

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

"First period music always leaves me with a tune stuck in my head for the rest of the day."

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

Sleeping musician

No Shoes, No Service.

Heavenly voices.

Marine Band

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

Sharks of the World,number 3: The Grey Nurse - A Grey Nurse Shark wearing a Nurse's uniform.

"No, actually I am a large mouth tenor."

"I'd like to see you cut back to eating only two, three ships a day."

"Let's shake them up and do our version of 'Blowin' in the Wind'."

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

Killer Whales as Juvenile Delinquent Pickpockets.

'I thought you'd be better at multitasking.'

"There's nothing wrong with the ship. We just got a better offer."

Musician plays long saxophone immersed in the sea to attract music loving fish.

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

Surfer's commute

"You definately have a musical ear"

"What?! Your mum wasn't there when you came out of your shell! Oh darling, you can't go through life without a mummy: I'll adopt you..."

Everybody Tunes in at The Tune Inn

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

A ship's captain stranded on an iceberg with a hungry polar bear.