Sea Melody Lover Pillows

Whale Music

Underwater Music

Bite out of fishing pier.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Fishing boat.

Pirate

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

StonesHendge.

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Did you say psst?.'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

The Imperfect Storm

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"

"Holy Mackerel!"

A grave with an anchor and periscope

Eel-mail

My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.

'I don't know about you, but I get a lot more attention from whale watchers than from my husband...'

"First period music always leaves me with a tune stuck in my head for the rest of the day."

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."