Sea Song Enthusiast Pillows

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Pirate

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Fishing boat.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Did you say psst?.'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

The Imperfect Storm

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

A grave with an anchor and periscope

Victorian Royal Navy

'I don't know about you, but I get a lot more attention from whale watchers than from my husband...'

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

Eel-mail

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

'I think we should wake the Captain!'