Maritime Lovers Pillows

Boat wedding.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Fishing boat.

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

"He's a keeper!"

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

"Port outbound, starboard home."

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'One hundred and forty? You don't look a day over one hundred and thirty nine!'

Ever Given

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

Victorian Royal Navy

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

Starbucks Siren

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

'What I need now is a good publicist...'

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

Have a very piratical Birthday

Sharks of the World,number 3: The Grey Nurse - A Grey Nurse Shark wearing a Nurse's uniform.

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

"The cleaner shrimp are here"

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

Psycho-plankton.