Maritime Lovers Pillows

Boat wedding.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Fishing boat.

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"He's a keeper!"

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

"Port outbound, starboard home."

Ever Given

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

Victorian Royal Navy

Starbucks Siren

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

'What I need now is a good publicist...'

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

Psycho-plankton.

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

Lighthouse switch

Sharks of the World,number 3: The Grey Nurse - A Grey Nurse Shark wearing a Nurse's uniform.

"The cleaner shrimp are here"