Maritime Tales Lover Pillows

I am hospitably received by Mr. Peggotty

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Boat wedding.

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

Victorian Royal Navy

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

Sharks of the World,number 3: The Grey Nurse - A Grey Nurse Shark wearing a Nurse's uniform.

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

No Shoes, No Service.

'That was fun!'

"Ohhh! Now I get it!"

'I was a stowaway on his cargo ship, and the rest is history.'

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

20,000 Leagues under the sea.

Solemn reference is made to Mr. Bunsby

"Same ship, different day."

'I thought you'd be better at multitasking.'

A ship's captain stranded on an iceberg with a hungry polar bear.

Illustration for 'A Wrinkle for the Coastguard'.

"What do you like most about being a whale?"

Surfer's commute

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

"What?! Your mum wasn't there when you came out of your shell! Oh darling, you can't go through life without a mummy: I'll adopt you..."

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'