Maritime Myth Lover Pillows

'Steer clear of the blow hole until we get to Sausalito.'

'It was this big. I swear'

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

No Shoes, No Service.

'You see, son, we are all made in His Image.'

"Will thou not sayest 'Uncle'?"

"How much to insure my artifical leg?"

'Half mushroom and half plankton!'

Mermaid luring pirates to their death

"Do you mind?!"

Sea Angel

A ship's captain stranded on an iceberg with a hungry polar bear.

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

"Because the sea can be a cruel mistress."

Flying Dutchman

My bad.

"I don't half fancy you. . .!"

Flying Dutchman

Will Christen Your Ship

And that's where mermaids came from.

Octo-Pirate

Siren and Pirates

Merman with cymbals

'I hope you realise that this could give us all a really bad name.'

Message in a bottle breaks on a rock.

I am hospitably received by Mr. Peggotty

The Flying Dutchman

Real Girls with REAL legs

Desk With Figurehead.