Sea Myth Lover Pillows

Flying Dutchman

Sea Angel

Bite out of fishing pier.

Bermuda Triangles

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Pirate

Waiting for a turn to swim.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'Did you say psst?.'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

The Imperfect Storm

"Holy Mackerel!"

A grave with an anchor and periscope

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

'I don't know about you, but I get a lot more attention from whale watchers than from my husband...'

My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

Eel-mail

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'Charlie makes a game of everything.'

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'