Sea Myth Aficionado Pillows

Siren and Pirates

Bermuda Triangles

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

Flying Dutchman

Mermen

"Will thou not sayest 'Uncle'?"

Pirate King!

Mermaid and old sailor

Atlantis, a case of a poor city water planning.

Sea Angel

"Do you mind?!"

'Half mushroom and half plankton!'

'Aaah, tis good. . . I see you already have yer sea legs.'

Submarine and Mermaid

"Oh, awkward - my ex. . ."

"I don't half fancy you. . .!"

Flying Dutchman

'Steer clear of the blow hole until we get to Sausalito.'

"Because the sea can be a cruel mistress."

'I don't find you completely unattractive. There are parts of you that I really like.'

"They say those who follow the Great Rubber Duckie will ride safely through any storm!"

"Hmm...that's not the sort of siren I had in mind..."

Merman peeing off a rock.

The Mermaid and the Cat

And that's where mermaids came from.

Mermaids cross

Merman with cymbals

'Nobody knows what happened to her but I've heard it was a complicated birth.'

"We can be yours, but you must agree to our terms and conditions."

"Obviously plastic!"

"This turns our understanding of mermaids completely upside down."

Real Girls with REAL legs

The Flying Dutchman

Mermaid Fish Dinner