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Siren and Pirates

Bermuda Triangles

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

Flying Dutchman

"Will thou not sayest 'Uncle'?"

Mermen

Pirate King!

Mermaid and old sailor

Atlantis, a case of a poor city water planning.

Sea Angel

"Do you mind?!"

'Half mushroom and half plankton!'

Submarine and Mermaid

Flying Dutchman

"Because the sea can be a cruel mistress."

'Steer clear of the blow hole until we get to Sausalito.'

"I don't half fancy you. . .!"

'Aaah, tis good. . . I see you already have yer sea legs.'

"Oh, awkward - my ex. . ."

Merman peeing off a rock.

"They say those who follow the Great Rubber Duckie will ride safely through any storm!"

"Hmm...that's not the sort of siren I had in mind..."

The Mermaid and the Cat

'I don't find you completely unattractive. There are parts of you that I really like.'

Mermaids cross

And that's where mermaids came from.

Merman with cymbals

'Nobody knows what happened to her but I've heard it was a complicated birth.'

"Obviously plastic!"

"We can be yours, but you must agree to our terms and conditions."

"This turns our understanding of mermaids completely upside down."

"I'm still transitioning."

Real Girls with REAL legs

The Flying Dutchman