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Mermen

Bermuda Triangles

"As I was only saying the other day..."

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

Flying Dutchman

"Will thou not sayest 'Uncle'?"

Mermaid and old sailor

Atlantis, a case of a poor city water planning.

Sea Angel

"Do you mind?!"

'Half mushroom and half plankton!'

"Oh, awkward - my ex. . ."

'Aaah, tis good. . . I see you already have yer sea legs.'

"I don't half fancy you. . .!"

Submarine and Mermaid

Flying Dutchman

Mermaids cross

And that's where mermaids came from.

The Mermaid and the Cat

"Hmm...that's not the sort of siren I had in mind..."

'I don't find you completely unattractive. There are parts of you that I really like.'

"They say those who follow the Great Rubber Duckie will ride safely through any storm!"

Merman peeing off a rock.

Merman with cymbals

Siren and Pirates

'Nobody knows what happened to her but I've heard it was a complicated birth.'

"We can be yours, but you must agree to our terms and conditions."

"Obviously plastic!"

Message in a bottle breaks on a rock.

"This turns our understanding of mermaids completely upside down."

"I'm still transitioning."

The Flying Dutchman

Mermaid Fish Dinner