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"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

Atlantis, a case of a poor city water planning.

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Bermuda Triangles

"He was a sea rescue."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Fish or Cut Bait

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

"Will thou not sayest 'Uncle'?"

Mermen

Capt. Ahab has Moby Dick mounted on wall.

'Half mushroom and half plankton!'

Sea Angel

Mysteries of the ocean...

'We're never going to lure them onto the rocks with you looking like that.'

"Do you mind?!"

"It's just a whale, Captain … a really, really ticked-off whale."

"What does it look like I'm looking for?"

Submarine and Mermaid

Flying Dutchman

"Here's the sick squid I owe you. . ."

'Aaah, tis good. . . I see you already have yer sea legs.'

"Hmm...that's not the sort of siren I had in mind..."

The Mermaid and the Cat

Merman peeing off a rock.

'I don't find you completely unattractive. There are parts of you that I really like.'

Mermaids cross

And that's where mermaids came from.

'Atlantis was doing all right until they came up with that stupid FEMA thing!'

Siren and Pirates

"I'm still transitioning."

'Hmmm. This is the first aggressive clam that I've seen.'