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The Mermaid and the Cat

Where oceans came from: 'Um...the lads are getting a little thirsty!'

'Aaah, tis good. . . I see you already have yer sea legs.'

Mermaids cross

Bermuda Triangles

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

Flying Dutchman

Mermen

"Will thou not sayest 'Uncle'?"

"How much to insure my artifical leg?"

Atlantis, a case of a poor city water planning.

Sea Angel

'We're never going to lure them onto the rocks with you looking like that.'

'Half mushroom and half plankton!'

"Do you mind?!"

'Take the advice of an old sea dog, Lad. Never provoke a fight with the phrase, 'You want a piece of me?''

"Oh, awkward - my ex. . ."

Submarine and Mermaid

"Because the sea can be a cruel mistress."

Flying Dutchman

"I don't half fancy you. . .!"

And that's where mermaids came from.

'I don't find you completely unattractive. There are parts of you that I really like.'

When Sponges Talk

Merman peeing off a rock.

"They say those who follow the Great Rubber Duckie will ride safely through any storm!"

"Hmm...that's not the sort of siren I had in mind..."

Siren and Pirates

Sea Bandits.

Merman with cymbals

'Nobody knows what happened to her but I've heard it was a complicated birth.'

"We can be yours, but you must agree to our terms and conditions."

'Hmmm. This is the first aggressive clam that I've seen.'

"This turns our understanding of mermaids completely upside down."