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"Will thou not sayest 'Uncle'?"

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

'You see, son, we are all made in His Image.'

Mermen

"How much to insure my artifical leg?"

Atlantis, a case of a poor city water planning.

"Do you mind?!"

'Half mushroom and half plankton!'

Submarine and Mermaid

"Because the sea can be a cruel mistress."

"One dead whale washes ashore and you know it's probably just your average, everyday killer whale..."

'Steer clear of the blow hole until we get to Sausalito.'

Noah's Ark on a cruise ship.

"I don't half fancy you. . .!"

'Aaah, tis good. . . I see you already have yer sea legs.'

Merman peeing off a rock.

Mermaids cross

'I don't find you completely unattractive. There are parts of you that I really like.'

The Mermaid and the Cat

And that's where mermaids came from.

Siren and Pirates

Merman with cymbals

"I still say climate change is a hoax."

'Nobody knows what happened to her but I've heard it was a complicated birth.'

"We can be yours, but you must agree to our terms and conditions."

"This turns our understanding of mermaids completely upside down."

'Hmmm. This is the first aggressive clam that I've seen.'

Real Girls with REAL legs

"Do the math, we've got a missing seal and you're a killer-whale. . . this confession ain't gonna sign itself, buddy!"

"I'm still transitioning."

The Flying Dutchman

Mermaid Fish Dinner

Where oceans came from: 'Um...the lads are getting a little thirsty!'