Mythical Marine Enthusiast T-Shirts

Real Girls with REAL legs

Merman with cymbals

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"I don't do windows."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'It was this big. I swear'

Dolphin

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Shark food pyramid.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Making fun of Starfish.

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

"I've been at loose ends lately."

"You see, I told you I could play the bugle and sing at the same time..."

Fish astronaut stands proudly on a beach.

"What's the name of our sea?"

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

Whale Watch Tours.

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

Fish near-death experiences.

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

"Mum, Mum, can we go to the beach to play in the surf?"

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."

'Even though I can swim fast, can stay under water for a long time and come equipped with sonar, this is a lot more fun. Thanks for letting me take it for a ride.'

Octopus Baseball Fan

'I'll have a Martini, Jack. Extra dry.'

"Is really wet, here!"