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Noah's Ark on a cruise ship.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Sea weed harvest.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

"He's a keeper!"

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Going to Sea.

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

Distractions.

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

The Imperfect Storm

"Get those decks cleaned you swabs!..."

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"