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'I hope you realise that this could give us all a really bad name.'

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

Ghostship

'It was this big. I swear'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

'Lost?! What are you talking about? I'm not lost!'

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

Business witch

Flying Dutchman

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

'You see, son, we are all made in His Image.'

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

Heavenly Ships

'California: Here I come!'

'Must be Pandora's.'

So Lonely 'Twas (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

'Yeah, I tried 'Open Sesame' ... then I just went at it with a backhoe.'

Wishing well

"It turns out my last name is actually Clausbaum."

The origin of the Easter Bunny/ Easter egg connection

The Ekert Saga: 'Excuse me, Sir...I've been doing some research on the anti-Ekert, and we need to be very careful once we find him...if they make physical contact, the universe would implode.'

'You're Bigfoot? Now, why don't I believe you?'

'Help! I'm held prisoner at the lost Atlantis! Derek Dinsdale'

Doctor telling pirate he has termites in his wooden leg.

Sea Angel

'Half mushroom and half plankton!'

Mines at Sea

"I can't believe I'm almost five and I'm just now hearing about the helmet fairy."