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Ghostship

Faster, Georges, faster!

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Warrior Woman

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

Going to Sea.

The Imperfect Storm

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

Distractions.

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

"Get those decks cleaned you swabs!..."

Freia and her golden apples

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

'Lost?! What are you talking about? I'm not lost!'

White Whale Brand Grog

Trawlers

Diver caught by pelican