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Ghostship

Faster, Georges, faster!

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Warrior Woman

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Going to Sea.

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

Distractions.

The Imperfect Storm

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

"Get those decks cleaned you swabs!..."

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"It's the Coast Guard - they want to know how many life-jackets we have onboard."

Freia and her golden apples

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

Sea Rescue - rescuing animals from the arc.

'Lost?! What are you talking about? I'm not lost!'

White Whale Brand Grog

Oceanographer

Trawlers