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"Sure, you can talk the talk, but can you swim the swim?"

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Warrior Woman

"You two seem oddly suited."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

Guide fish.

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Ghostship

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Octopus on Keys.

Shark food pyramid.

"I'll have a man overboard!"

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

Airplane Fish

Jacques Cousteau.

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

Happy Valentine's Day.

I knew our son was meant to go places.

Great Moments in History: The Birth of Evolution

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'