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"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

Warrior Woman

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

Ghostship

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

Freia and her golden apples

'I just read 'Moby Dick'...do you have anymore 'whale hate' literature?'

Peter

Mermaids

"That was a lovely poem Darling, but I suspect they're more interested in recording your singing..."

'Palestine? -- We were hoping for someplace further AWAY than that.'

'No offense taken. In all honesty, we still don't understand YOUR songs, either!'

"Sorry, but you can't be friends with a page! Pages become squires, then knights: our mortal enemies!"

'Luckily, we're leaving carbon footprints, so we'll always be able to find our way back home.'

Brunhilda

"Sure, you can talk the talk, but can you swim the swim?"

Why there are no unicorns anymore.

Aeneas

'What do you make of the new squirt?'

"Ready to take a deep dive into the Three Little Pigs?"

You are here

'The sad thing is, Jonah's so afraid of the water now, he won't even take a bath.'

"Your sounds put me to sleep."

"Adam, it's the boys. You've got to do something about their fighting! I swear someday one of them is going to kill the other one!"

"I wish! Yes, my eggs are "golden", but only as in "golden colour"..."

You Are Here: river, woods, grandmother's house.

Whale buying tape of whale whistling, gets synthesizer instead.

'Could you please read me a story without a bear or a wolf in it?'

'How?'

"Little Dude says his name is 'Jonah'."

Genie reading a story.