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"Now you're just being a jerk!"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

The one that got away

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

Sperm Whale.

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Japanese Whaling

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

'I win!'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"They don't look like an endangered species."

Whale Romance

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'...the really big ones can be found.'

"They migrate here each summer."

"I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you, Ahab!"

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

"...and here's where we ran out of Latin."

'Not whale stew again.'