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"Now you're just being a jerk!"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

The one that got away

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Japanese Whaling

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

'I win!'

"They don't look like an endangered species."

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

Whale Romance

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

'...the really big ones can be found.'

"They migrate here each summer."

"I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you, Ahab!"

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

Moby Dickwad

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

'This is a simple case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time.'

"...and here's where we ran out of Latin."