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'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

'The good news is you're not paranoid, the bad news is this Ahab fellow really does seem to be after you.'

A dilemma for an environmentalist.

"Don't make eye contact..."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"They migrate here each summer."

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

"Now take your time, Captain Ahab, and tell the jury if you see that whale in the court room today..."

'Sir Galahad returns'

"I just wanted to say I've always been a big fan."

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

'Ever get the feeling that you're being watched?'

'The other stuff is all okay, but You sure created great whales!'

"Of course nobody knows exactly why they beach themselves."

Scientific research (whaling).

'That 'Jonah' story sounded FISHY to me!'

'All I know is that she met him off Nantucket.'

Save the Humans.

'So there I am, trying to get some sun, when these 12 idiots come along and keep pushing me back in.'

"Okay my Melville, we've got your people here, and the whales people here. Point one......"

'Tough day at the office dear?!'

"It's always the same, along comes the karaoke and I just dry up."

"Things got really bad when my second wife left me.." Captain Rehab

'Come on - You mean Ahab thought Moby was the only great white whale?'

'He certainly doesn't act like a Sperm Whale!'

"Some gentlemen from the Save The White Whale committe to see you sir."

'I win!'

Moby the Private Dick: 'Ever get the feeling you're being watched.'

'Ok, yes, we like your singing, but NOT all day long...'

"Either you left the TV on downstairs or we have whales again."

Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab

"Hang in there! The polar ice cap is melting."

A lifeguard whale underwater fails to notice that a whale has beached himself on a nearby beach.

"I can't take it. She comes in here, monopolizes three tables and just orders krill."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"