Whale Admirers T-Shirts

'I know it's undignified but do you have any better ideas?'

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

Piranhaclaus

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Sperm Whale.

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

Japanese Whaling

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Watching Sea Life.

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

'I win!'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

Whale Romance

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

"They don't look like an endangered species."

"They migrate here each summer."

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

"I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you, Ahab!"