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"The range and variety of their vocalizations was unequaled."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"I don't do windows."

Sperm Whale.

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

Shark infested custard!

Japanese Whaling

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

Whale Romance

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'Not whale stew again.'

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

"I'm addicted to water."

"'Moby-Dick'? Again?"

"Don't fillup on plastic, you'll ruin your appetite."

'. . . and in the twinkling of an eyes, the festive feeding frenzy began.'

"Just as he was singing 'I'd like to be under the sea in an Octopus' garden', a giant, tentacled arm reached up and pulled McCartney into the ocean."

"How the hell are we supposed to evolve if they keep pushing us back in?!"

We're having a dinner party.

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

"They say your chances of survival are better sitting in the tail section."

"What a slobster."

Discovery.

It's a recording contract from the whale's agent.

Now, will someone pass me a whale?

"I know you adopted me, but who were my biological parents?"