Whale Song Enthusiast T-Shirts

'No offense taken. In all honesty, we still don't understand YOUR songs, either!'

Whale buying tape of whale whistling, gets synthesizer instead.

"Your sounds put me to sleep."

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

"That was a lovely poem Darling, but I suspect they're more interested in recording your singing..."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Japanese Whaling

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

'I win!'

Whale Romance

"They don't look like an endangered species."

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"They migrate here each summer."

"I feel like I have a book in me."

"I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you, Ahab!"

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

'Not whale stew again.'

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