Whale Song Enthusiast T-Shirts

'No offense taken. In all honesty, we still don't understand YOUR songs, either!'

Whale buying tape of whale whistling, gets synthesizer instead.

"Your sounds put me to sleep."

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

"That was a lovely poem Darling, but I suspect they're more interested in recording your singing..."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

Sperm Whale.

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Japanese Whaling

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

'I win!'

"They don't look like an endangered species."

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

Whale Romance

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"They migrate here each summer."

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

"I feel like I have a book in me."

"I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you, Ahab!"

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'