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"Ever since she pressed vinyl, she won't do digital recordings anymore."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

Japanese Whaling

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

'Choose, Fenster

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'I win!'

Whale Romance

"They don't look like an endangered species."

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

Dog on a harp

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

"They migrate here each summer."

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

"I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you, Ahab!"