Whale Song Fan Prints

"Ever since she pressed vinyl, she won't do digital recordings anymore."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Spindle Neurons

Sperm Whale.

'Choose, Fenster

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

Japanese Whaling

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

'I win!'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

Dog on a harp

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

"They don't look like an endangered species."

Whale Romance

"They migrate here each summer."

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'