Whale Fan T-Shirts

'Get lost!'

"Really? I love karaoke too!"

"Was it a good time? Yes. Was it a whale of a time? No."

"Wow, this one actually cleared the water while breaching! Strong: good genes! Dibs!"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Wolf Karaoke

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Japanese Whaling

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

'I win!'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"They don't look like an endangered species."

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'