Whale Fan Gifts

'Get lost!'

"Really? I love karaoke too!"

"Was it a good time? Yes. Was it a whale of a time? No."

"Wow, this one actually cleared the water while breaching! Strong: good genes! Dibs!"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

Sperm Whale.

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Japanese Whaling

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

'This is a real barnburner.'

'I win!'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.