Whale Song Fans Gifts

Songs of the humpbacked whale

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

Japanese Whaling

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

'Choose, Fenster

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Tunnel of Whale Guts

Free Radicals.

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

'I win!'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Whale Romance

"They don't look like an endangered species."

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"They migrate here each summer."