Whale Song Collector Gifts

It's a recording contract from the whale's agent.

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

Sperm Whale.

Spindle Neurons

Japanese Whaling

'Choose, Fenster

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

'We've been lucky - sometimes you can be out here the whole day and fail to see a single boat!'

"Hmm, well, I wouldn't worry too much. This condition is very common in your profession."

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

"Don't fillup on plastic, you'll ruin your appetite."

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

'Special offer today -TWO for one, sir!'

'Call me paranoid if you like, but I feel as if people are watching me all the time...'

'Whales record their life events in their earwax.'

'If he thinks for one minute that I'm going to start making fish balls...

Fisherman catching whale

"They say your chances of survival are better sitting in the tail section."

"How the hell are we supposed to evolve if they keep pushing us back in?!"

"I worry what kind of cat food we're going got make."

"Say Cheshire Cheese."

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

'I can't help thinking you need a little more focus....'

Eskimo to one with huge whale: 'You're sure it's all good cholesterol?'

"I've got a pulse!"

"Help us!!"