Whale Song Collector Gifts

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

Japanese Whaling

'Choose, Fenster

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

'We've been lucky - sometimes you can be out here the whole day and fail to see a single boat!'

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

"Don't fillup on plastic, you'll ruin your appetite."

'Special offer today -TWO for one, sir!'

'Call me paranoid if you like, but I feel as if people are watching me all the time...'

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

'I can't help thinking you need a little more focus....'

"How the hell are we supposed to evolve if they keep pushing us back in?!"

Fisherman catching whale

'Whales record their life events in their earwax.'

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

Eskimo to one with huge whale: 'You're sure it's all good cholesterol?'

'If he thinks for one minute that I'm going to start making fish balls...

"I worry what kind of cat food we're going got make."

"Say Cheshire Cheese."

"They say your chances of survival are better sitting in the tail section."

"I've got a pulse!"

"Help us!!"

"Oh I know when my wife is upset: She stops singing to me and starts talking..."