Whistle Collector Gifts

"You don't like my new whistle?"

"You idiot. That’s the dog whistle — where’s the mouse whistle?!"

Whistles

'You're not blowing it properly. Give it here.'

'I found this frog whistle under her mattress!'

Whistle

Punt Cake

Cow's straw

Jazz is Invented

Six jazz instruments.

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

Relaxing in front of a fire.

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

"Hoarder."

'Try his land line.'

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

'Special offer today -TWO for one, sir!'

'Ref!!'

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

Football Blockers.

"Say Cheshire Cheese."

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'