Whistle Master Gifts

"Alright, a yellow will stop him doing it again, but so would a b----y RED!"

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

'I hate to tell you... it's not 'amber waves of gain'.'

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'Ref!!'

Football Blockers.

Clancy: Around here we call that progress!

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

"Whoa, too much information!"

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

"You don't like my new whistle?"

'... And now I shall pass you over to tonight's speaker who will give a brief summary of my introduction.'

'Uh-oh. That's the 'special' whistle. ... This is going to be a major penalty.'

Fred N. Smith: Bureaucrat, Public Servant, Whistle-Blower.

Referee

'Timeout! ... Coaching change.'

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

"I am reminded of a morbidly depressing anecdote. . ."

Julen Lopetegui Agote

'I love the mornings...'

'It's a special whistle only basketball players can hear that renders them immediately compliant.'

'He found a dog whistle.'

"You idiot. That’s the dog whistle — where’s the mouse whistle?!"

'The following speaker was scheduled to give his talk last week, but needed more time to prepare his impromptu speech.'

'The game's starting to get a bit niggly!'

'He kicked me!'