Whistle Wizards Gifts

'Legal just called. That tune you're whistling is a copyright infringement.'

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

'This morning a rumor that we would buy the Arpex Corp drove our stock up $3. Around noon a rumor that Arpex would buy us drove it up another $3. And in the afternoon a rumor that wo have nothing to do with Arpex drove it up $3 more.'

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

Lady practising the clarinet.

Football Blockers.

'Ref!!'

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

'Uh-oh. That's the 'special' whistle. ... This is going to be a major penalty.'

'Timeout! ... Coaching change.'

Referee

"To beat or not to beat."

Fred N. Smith: Bureaucrat, Public Servant, Whistle-Blower.

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

"Do you mind?"

"BEARD FOR HIRE! Good Rates!"

Whisk

Blind woman, blind dog, seeing eye cat.

'It's a special whistle only basketball players can hear that renders them immediately compliant.'

'You haven't confirmed the Superstring theory, Blumenkraft - this is a whisker from your beard!'