Whistle Wizards Gifts

'Legal just called. That tune you're whistling is a copyright infringement.'

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Boy whistling at crackers.

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

'This morning a rumor that we would buy the Arpex Corp drove our stock up $3. Around noon a rumor that Arpex would buy us drove it up another $3. And in the afternoon a rumor that wo have nothing to do with Arpex drove it up $3 more.'

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

Lady practising the clarinet.

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

Football Blockers.

'Ref!!'

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

Fred N. Smith: Bureaucrat, Public Servant, Whistle-Blower.

"BEARD FOR HIRE! Good Rates!"

'Uh-oh. That's the 'special' whistle. ... This is going to be a major penalty.'

Referee

"Do you mind?"

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

Arsene Wenger

'Timeout! ... Coaching change.'

"To beat or not to beat."

'You haven't confirmed the Superstring theory, Blumenkraft - this is a whisker from your beard!'

Boy blowing at crackers.

'It's a special whistle only basketball players can hear that renders them immediately compliant.'

Whisk