Whisker Wizard Gifts

Easy shaving

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

To collect whiskers, Norelco unveils its new bagging shaver.

'You haven't confirmed the Superstring theory, Blumenkraft - this is a whisker from your beard!'

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'No way you're getting in here with THAT mustache!'

"BEARD FOR HIRE! Good Rates!"

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Cat Reunion

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"I hate it..."

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

Cat Lover's Leap.

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails