Whisk Wizard Gifts

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

'Stop me before I whisk again,'

"To beat or not to beat."

Whisk

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Cat Reunion

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"I hate it..."

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

"She got a brand new whip for her birthday."

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

'I don't know what it's used for. It beats me!'

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

"As you all know your dear deceased Aunt Bessie was a very devoted cat lover...."

"BEARD FOR HIRE! Good Rates!"

"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"

'He got a splinter from his scratching post.'

They say I get 152 channels.

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

Long-range planning

Hooray for my Cat! who thinks EVERYTHING I DO is fantastic!