Whisk Warrior Gifts

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

'Leave us alone, you big bully!'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Diving Cat.

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

Whiskey wars

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

Botox sharpei

'I don't know what it's used for. It beats me!'

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

I'm calling for back-up

'No, it's not a special on the Grand Canyon. It's an actor's face in high definition.'

'Believe me, sweetie, if I thought the 'Wrinkle Out' setting on the clothes dryer would work...'

'I don't think that brand of cat food is very healthy.'

"To beat or not to beat."

"BEARD FOR HIRE! Good Rates!"

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

The world's most successful beauty blogger...

Cat boxer

'The effects of aging are inevitable. Either accept it, or inject it.'

How Tattoos Age

Grim reaper calls on egg.

"The Mind Of Whiskers."