Whisk Warrior Gifts

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

'Leave us alone, you big bully!'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Diving Cat.

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

Whiskey wars

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

Botox sharpei

'I don't know what it's used for. It beats me!'

'Believe me, sweetie, if I thought the 'Wrinkle Out' setting on the clothes dryer would work...'

'No, it's not a special on the Grand Canyon. It's an actor's face in high definition.'

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

'I don't think that brand of cat food is very healthy.'

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

"BEARD FOR HIRE! Good Rates!"

"To beat or not to beat."

Cat boxer

The world's most successful beauty blogger...

'The effects of aging are inevitable. Either accept it, or inject it.'

"The gentleman opposite would like to buy you more time."

'No way you're getting in here with THAT mustache!'

"Well it's not the BEST facelift but what can you expect for $25."