Whisk Whisperer Gifts

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

'No, no, no, Fielder If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times - use the whisk I hate to beat a dead horse but, well,,, It is our job,'

"I'll beat 'em up, then Louie, here, will do the real damage. But we ain't cheap."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

Cat Lover's Leap.

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

Gentleman's Club Scene

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

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